Punishments to cover grave misconduct such as missing a meeting are as follows:
In the event that a member cannot make a meeting a panel of judges will sit to review the reason. This shall take place at the meeting that is missed by the offender.
The only acceptable reason will be a clash with a business event or holiday, otherwise the no-show will be penalised by the purchase of a full round of ales just before he buys a round anyway.
If the missing offender also had the responsibility of driving other members then he shall be penalised by the purchase of a round of Onion Bagees at the selected Asian cuisine venue the next time he attends.
Any regular member is free to submit reviews of any Ruby Tuesday. However, if you are hosting you must post a review by the end of the week. Failure to do this will incur the usual penalties of buying rounds or compulsory purchase of outstanding Rubyontuesday merchandise.
A collective payment of £10 each shall be taken at the start of festivities. Any excess remaining after indulging in the liquid element of the event shall be transfered towards the bill for the solids element of the event.
None of the rules of the Constitution shall apply to Zippy, he can change rules, break rules, or ignore rules as he wishes, or with the wind, whichever is more contrary.
Guests or members who live outside the M25 shall be considered immigrants when attending fine inner-city venues. They must carry upon them a dictionary so they can understand normal conversation and the extended vocabulary of the city gentry. Social acceptance of said immigrants will be improved if they present the previous week's edition of Country Life and can prove they can afford one of the advertised residences.
Any member who does not record the evenings festivities in the appropriate sections, usually as a result of ignorance, laziness or insanity, shall be fined 1 pint of quality ale. To avoid any confusion this should be donated to Zippy.
Chicken Tikka Masala is a dish that does not meet the high culinary requirements of RoT. It was mainly invented for people who live on the Wirral with taste buds that have been punched-in by the local scousers.
Chicken Tikka Masala is therefore banned. Anyone selecting this dish on a RoT evening will be suitably ridiculed and deemed to have committed a violation.
