Ruby Tuesday Violations
| Date | Offender | Offence | Punishment | Constitution Ref. |
Judge |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| 05/03/2010 | thomo | blatant use of RoT resources to promote his holiday business, namely chartering a fine dutch barge in Europe, see www.swancruises.com | call him nasty names, ask him to add a link to www.rubyontuesday.com. | 2 | thomo |
| 03/04/2010 | Basky | Misconduct. Whilst fixing some RoT website bugs the webmeister illegally edited Zippy's review by deleting his association with The Wirral within the justified comment of people who eat Chicken Tikka Massala. | To be debated at the next RoT meeting. Will need to be harsh as this is a direct attack on constitutional privacy rules. | 2 | mikebate |
| 12/08/2009 | Zippy | The purchasing, drinking and ..........enjoying! a pint of Euro fizz keg beer whilst the rest of us were supping on proper cask conditioned real ale. | If he loves 70's stuff like keg beer, then he must travel to the next ROT on a Space Hopper. | 2 | Jim |
| 11/03/2009 | Bogger | Lack of respect to other RoT members. As RoTers will see this is not the first time that this member has been disgraced. This time his excuse is that he can't afford a beer and a curry (for the 2nd month in a row) because he is unemployed! Most of the RoT team is unemployed! The other unemployed members don't have a cash pile from Dell in their bank account either. This is deeply offensive. | A session in the Turkish Baths in Harrogate with Pymster and a bar of Palmolive. | 2.1 | mikebate |
| 30/03/2009 | Bogger | Lack of respect to other RoT members by pretending that he was going to write a review for the last rendez-vous and hasn't. | To be discussed and agreed at the next meeting but members should turn up with clubs, pick-axe handles and garden forks. | 5.1 | mikebate |
| 01/06/2009 | Jezza | Writing his review with no respect for procedure. | Pint of real ale for Zippy. | 5.1 | mikebate |
| 25/09/2007 | Zippy | Gratuitous slanderous e-mail first thing in the morning (comparing me with Victoria Beckham!) | He has to be funny for 1 minute at the Balham meet next week. Harsh I know. | 2 | Jim |
| 06/06/2005 | Tomo | Sending Zippy a curt and rude email after being exposed to failing his duties with respect to the original constitution ie. 'the persuit of fine ales and delicious nosebag'. | His punishment shall be self inflicted as the poor turnout will be a reflection of his poor attitude and uninspirational choice of venue. He is acting like 'old Europe' at a time when fledgling members such as Vowler and Junior forge ahead with new and interesting ideas in central locations where everyone can drink and be merry. | 4 | mikebate |
| 28/06/2004 | Pymster | Not writing his review up because he is simple. | A round of Onion Bajis. This will be the first time a member will be made to fulfil his punishment. We look forward to it. | 2 | mikebate |
| 18/04/2004 | Newtsey | For not writing up the review for the night he hosted yet. It is 5 days since we enjoyed the evening of Arsenal ridicule. | An extra walk into Farnham. | 2 | mikebate |
| 09/03/2004 | Thomo | Innacurate reporting. The Taj Mahal only deserved 3 stars at the most. The restaurant was empty except for 1 table of 2 blokes smoking so where do they put us all? Right next to them, infact so close I thought we were in a Terence Conran restaurant. | A stern warning + a rap on his bad leg with a wet flannel. | 2.5 | mikebate |
| 24/02/2004 | Pymmie | I have been married to my wife, Hayley, for 7 years. Last night Pymmie is picking me up and calls en route for directions. When Hayley answers the phone Pymmie stutters out " er..have I got the wrong number...er no ..er is that Zoe" | I will be asking Hayley to recommend something suitable | 2 | crezzas |
| 17/02/2004 | Zippy | not knowing the name of the pub! We met in The Lord Ragland! The pub quiz was on in The Crispin. Because of offensive comments I will not name the last pub. | Buy the first round and not abuse anyone for 10 minutes. | 2 | thomo |
| 22/02/2004 | My Mrs | My wife hacked into this site last night and left disparaging remarks. Security needs to be considerably tightened! | I shall store up my post ruby flatulence and then release it under the duvet whilst holding the wenchs head under. | 2 | mnewton |
| 21/02/2004 | Mike | Leaving his webpage open to violation! Sorry, but I was doing some background reading on sadness and senility in old dogs and ended up on this website! | Take the girlies out with you | 2.3 | clairesedgar |