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Ruby Tuesday Violations

Date	Offender	Offence	Punishment	Constitution Ref.	Judge
9/25/2007	Zippy	Gratuitous slanderous e-mail first thing in the morning (comparing me with Victoria Beckham!)	He has to be funny for 1 minute at the Balham meet next week. Harsh I know.	2	Jim
6/6/2005	Tomo	Sending Zippy a curt and rude email after being exposed to failing his duties with respect to the original constitution ie. 'the persuit of fine ales and delicious nosebag'.	His punishment shall be self inflicted as the poor turnout will be a reflection of his poor attitude and uninspirational choice of venue. He is acting like 'old Europe' at a time when fledgling members such as Vowler and Junior forge ahead with new and interesting ideas in central locations where everyone can drink and be merry.	4	mikebate
6/28/2004	Pymster	Not writing his review up because he is simple.	A round of Onion Bajis. This will be the first time a member will be made to fulfil his punishment. We look forward to it.	2	mikebate
4/18/2004	Newtsey	For not writing up the review for the night he hosted yet. It is 5 days since we enjoyed the evening of Arsenal ridicule.	An extra walk into Farnham.	2	mikebate
3/9/2004	Thomo	Innacurate reporting. The Taj Mahal only deserved 3 stars at the most. The restaurant was empty except for 1 table of 2 blokes smoking so where do they put us all? Right next to them, infact so close I thought we were in a Terence Conran restaurant.	A stern warning + a rap on his bad leg with a wet flannel.	2.5	mikebate
2/24/2004	Pymmie	I have been married to my wife, Hayley, for 7 years. Last night Pymmie is picking me up and calls en route for directions. When Hayley answers the phone Pymmie stutters out " er..have I got the wrong number...er no ..er is that Zoe"	I will be asking Hayley to recommend something suitable	2	crezzas
2/22/2004	My Mrs	My wife hacked into this site last night and left disparaging remarks. Security needs to be considerably tightened!	I shall store up my post ruby flatulence and then release it under the duvet whilst holding the wenchs head under.	2	mnewton
2/21/2004	Mike	Leaving his webpage open to violation! Sorry, but I was doing some background reading on sadness and senility in old dogs and ended up on this website!	Take the girlies out with you	2.3	clairesedgar
2/17/2004	Zippy	not knowing the name of the pub! We met in The Lord Ragland! The pub quiz was on in The Crispin. Because of offensive comments I will not name the last pub.	Buy the first round and not abuse anyone for 10 minutes.	2	thomo